Cataclysm of 2012 : How it started

 I'm not sure what happened first, I fell and bumped my head, there was a 'red wave' as some called it, it was more of a line. The sky to the east was red, everything was red, the sky where I was was blue, and the red was advancing towards us. I digress. 

There was a bump to my head, a red wave, a trickster God, time ripples that turned into time waves, death, and The Doctor. 

He was living as a human on earth, but it was one of those chameleon thingies, and the personality was way off. He was pretending to be a human actor. I won't mention the name, as his agent said "No.", but you might figure it out yourself. 

So, the bump on the head was probably before the 'red wave', which was probably after the trickster in the book 📖, which was definitely before the talk show host/trickster, there were time ripples, but they didn't become waves until after the Doctor arrived. 

Time became entangled like a big ball of wibbly wobbly stuff. Sometimes I visualize it as yarn. I had a ball of yarn and he had a ball of yarn, then we met and our yarn became entangled. I had to sort it out without cutting anything. 

It took a long time. Any way that you could measure it from, it was a long time, except one. From his, at times it took millions of years, 2 million to be exact. We had had an angry fight in which he said "Not in a million years!" Which was fine by me, if he was going to take that long to evolve into a half way decent human being, so be it. It wasn't going to be that long for me. "When you calm down and are willing to talk calmly, come back, tomorrow." He's the stubborn @$$ that took 2 million years to calm down. Not my fault. Plus, I totally fixed it! 

I tend to digress, sorry. Back to the point.

The head bump and all that set off a chain reaction that led to the cataclysm. I refused to live in the desolate wasteland of a timeline that The Doctor/ unnamed actor was trying to force me into living. It wasn't MY reality. So many people were missing from his reality. They never existed. It was weird. My own sister was gone from that timeline. I would never agree to live there. 

I told him what was wrong with the society there, the laws that were different, the attitude of people, the whole zeitgest was different, songs were gone or changed slightly to mean the opposite, The Beatles were not a band, Coldplay singer Chris Martin was in prison, Mozart had never composed his later works, the sexual revolution had not happened, homosexuality was illegal, Christian Nationals had always had control of the government, oh and it was illegal for me to wear boxer shorts over leggings in my own home! 

Obviously, I was not ok with any of that. 

But if we didn't sort things out between us, the universe would end.